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I'm a cunning linguist and, no, that is not a play on words.

I've been the author of articles, stories, treaties and my favorite color is green.

Sarcasm is a second or fifth language for me, depending on how you want to look at things.

My childhood was spent moving between continents and I grew up with German castles in my backyard.

At fifteen my father tried to kill me, and I've been on the run ever since with no regrets.

I'm the descendent of Spanish slave owners and many, many subjugated native peoples.

Demons, spirits, and the occasional unicorn, I firmly believe and regularly insist, are real.

I enjoy classical music, the ballet, and swearing at the top of my lungs.

I'm a dream Slavador Dali had and never painted.

I'm a living, breathing contradiction of confused dactylic hexameter in motion…

And I remember far more than I should.